so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Pooping to opera.
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