I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I think i got beer on your cat.
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