For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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