Do vagina's smell?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I think people are normalizing furries
Never underestimate the power of titties
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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