Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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