If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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