they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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