Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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