Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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