it hurts more in the daytime
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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