he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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