Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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