I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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