hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
