Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Randomize
