I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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