whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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