covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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