You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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