And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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