Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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