She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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