Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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