don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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