How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Blood and glitter go together right?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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