So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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