I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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