I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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