just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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