question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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