I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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