Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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