if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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