You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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