Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I will pee on everything he values.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
