I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
