i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
wow bdsm is so cute
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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