So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
