i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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