Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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