Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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