I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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