he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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