Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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