a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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