JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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