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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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