At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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