all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
