marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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