Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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